South Park is normally pretty vulgar and obscene, so I don't normally watch it. Yet, for all that, they are really quite clever and can make some pretty good points. And while they can be pretty nasty, they are generally pretty even-handed in offending as many people as possible. If they cut out all the sex and poop jokes, I just might watch it more.
One of their points, from the
2003 episode "Christian Rock Hard" is that Christian music is basically just a bunch of love songs, but replacing "Baby" with "Jesus".
On a level, there is some validity to it. Like it's really comical when Christian songs that don't explicitly say "Jesus" get played on the secular radio as love songs. Songs such as "All Around Me" by Flyleaf, or "I Can't Deny You" by POD, or "Everything" by Lifehouse.
Heck, this problem is Biblical; even today, there is debate about whether the Song of Solomon, ostensibly an erotic love poem, is merely a love poem or if it represents the relationship between Christ and his Church.
Which is probably why the difference between love song and Christian song is blurry at times; even Jesus often says "I love you baby" sorts of things, such as promising
his second coming in the words of an
engagement speech.
But while South Park makes a good point, it isn't literally true. Christian songs definitely have an element of "
divine romance" to them (literally the name of a song by Phll Wickham), but they aren't just love songs with "baby" replaced by "Jesus".
To prove this point, I decided to take
the top 5 Christian songs from 2003, the year the episode was aired, and actually go through and replace various words with "baby". There was some fudging in which words to replace, but overall the effect is clear: If you sang a song about Jesus to your girlfriend and replaced his name with "baby", you would come off as incredibly clingy and creepy.