Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Wherein Politics is Discussed
Apparently a number of states are talking about secession from the Union. I live in one of the states with such a proposal.
Frankly, I can't see why anyone else would care?
Let's think about liberals out in California. Why would they be concerned if a bunch of ignorant neo-fascist red states split off? Wouldn't they WANT us to leave the Union, so that they can glory in the unsurpassable light of socialism and progressivism without the neanderthal right-wing teabaggers of the "Party of No" constantly impeding their every effort?
Wouldn't they see that as a good thing?
Shouldn't they be filling their streets with cheers and shouts, that they are free from the troglodytes in the Red States, free at last to usher in the new age of governmental oversight and social protection? That they can govern themselves however they want? Pass whatever progressive laws and restrictions they want?
Think about it, liberals. Cut out the Red States, and what can you do? National health care. Enact the Kyoto Protocol. End the wars. Legalize gay marriage. Legalize polygamous marriage. Heck, legalize animal-human marriage if you want, I won't be able to stop you. Free abortions for everyone in every stage of pregnancy, and no guns for anyone, ever. Government subsidized sex-change operations. No more national debates on Creationism in schools, or prayer in schools, or sex education in schools, or guns in schools, or burkhas in schools. You can open the borders with Mexico as wide as you want, or freakin' join Mexico if you want; no one will stop you.
You can have everything you want. You can have freedom to govern yourselves. Everything you hate Republicans for opposing, all of it, can be yours. You won't need to drag a bunch of regressive ignorant fools around everywhere. You can just have your reforms.
All you need to do, is let the Red States leave the Union. It'd be that easy.
So how'bout it?